My full report on the London Marathon is due out any week now... just as soon as I find the energy to lift the medal from around my neck and stand up straight again. Damn this swine flu. Meantime, enjoy this extract from the latest edition of New! magazine (the exclamation mark presumably reflecting the publisher's amazement that anyone bought it) which features celebrities and the macap lives they lead. Here we have Peter (?) and Katie (?) and the reassuring headline that Katie's legs will get thin again. Phew... can't you just hear Morgan Freeman saying this in the movie version in the same calm manner he used at the end of 'Deep Impact' to reassure us that "the oceans will receed"? But more important than that, check out my wee sister Rona in the photo at the bottom, flicking the Vs at the celebs as she sprints past. Superb!
